Stress

Masochism isnt really my thing.

Sitting down for hours with a book held on a daily basis is not one of my many talents. That being said, I’m a certified sadist. I am beginning to suspect some people really do enjoy torturing themselves day to day staring at endless words, something that I can never seem to get a grip on regardless of the amount of effort I put in.

Final exams starts in a day, i solely thank myself for being able to cope with the human race this past week , fighting the urge to punch someone in the face if they get on my nerves. This is beyond my stress level.

Heave-ho.

Procrastination

Everyone has either done it before or is about to. It is inevitable.

Previously I was renting out a room at this college hostel whereby everyone there was either lazy or too engrossed in games to give a fuck about their college results. 
Ask someone to start studying, they will most probably delay it giving reasons such as “Its too early to study” knowing the fact that exam is a week away. That would define procrastination for you.

I know the feeling of enjoying life first, and delaying work so that it will be done later. When the time comes for work, it is then further delayed. Ever since my primary school days, procrastination has became a norm for me, so much so that I can’t seem to get things done.

That fucked up things to the point that I ended up not giving a shit about my future which did not seem to be important at that period of my life.

Years passed and many of my friends started to work in mediocre paying jobs. What scares me is that they are actually contented with the RM1000+ that they are making a month, don’t they realize that it is not enough for a comfortable future?

Thats when I realized that im already in my twenties. Truthfully, it sucks. Im not saying that life sucks, life is good. Its just the fact that I would have to settle down and start working very soon doing the same thing day in day out.

Kids make me feel old. FARKK.

Miracles

Oh yes, they do happen. For this post is dedicated to our friend, Quah Ji Yang who recently was involved in an accident.

Despite all the funny remarks everyone gives him on a daily basis, I can’t help but to admire his courage as he went through a train wreck.

The incident happened somewhere around Jalan Masjid Negeri, I received his message about 11am telling me that he was involved in an accident and he broke both of his legs. Knowing very well how often he lies, I actually went right back to sleep thinking that it was a joke. Dead wrong, I was.

Went and visited him at Gleneagles right after college. Never really liked hospitals, they tend to emit this mournful aura that gets to me every time. I got the fucking shock of my life to see my once very perverted, childish and hysterical friend to be lying there tormented in agony. Fuck, it must hurt like mad.

This thought me to never take things for granted, as they might just disappear like that without any warning.
I was never really much a believer myself, but when miracles like this occur, it really does makes me wonder if there is really someone up there protecting us.

He will recover very soon, our pro ji yang is like a fucking cockroach =D

On a side note, porno might speed up his recovery rate =x

Wtf..

*Walks into the office.*
A:Hello sir, Can i discuss some past year questions with you?
B:Sorry i'm going into a meeting.
A:But i am about  to ask 2-3 questions only. =( Can arH?
B:*pause* No, i'm going into a meeting now.

 

 

What a Dick.

Oats

Dearly Departed Oats,

We Miss You Too.

=)

Diana used to take care of this hammy named Poku,
it was like the cutest living hammy in the world besides Oats cause of her big bakuli eyes O.O

Sadly she died like a year ago, after Mocha and before Oats. I can still remember how polite she was everytime I tried to feed her. She would just slowly take the hammyfud away and keep the fud in her mouth,
damn chubi I tell you.

To the most alluringly gorgeous Hammy in the whole wide world,

Happy Birthday Poku.

<3

Hope you are happy in hammyland!

The Scientist Acoustic– Coldplay Guitar Tabs/Chords

There has been many different versions of this song. 
But I'm absolutely f**king sure mine is correct =)

Intro:
Dm7     A#     F     Fsus2


Verse 1:
Dm7           A#                   F
Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry

                  Fsus2 
You don't know how lovely you are

Dm7         A#                    F
I had to find you, tell you I need you

            Fsus2 
Tell you I set you apart

Dm7             A#                        F
Tell me your secrets, and ask me your questions

              Fsus2 
Oh let's go back to the start

Dm7           A#                  F
Running in circles, coming up tails

           Fsus2
Heads on a science apart


Chorus 1:
A#                         F
Nobody said it was easy

             Fsus2 
It's such a shame for us to part

A#                       F
Nobody said it was easy

            Fsus2                      C 
No one ever said that it would be this hard

C7
Oh take me back to the start


Interlude:
F     A#     F     Fsus2


Verse 2:
Dm7           A#                   F
I was just guessing at numbers and figures

            Fsus2
Pulling the puzzles apart

Dm7           A#                   F
Questions of science, science and progress

              Fsus2
Don't speak as loud as my heart

Dm7           A#                   F
Tell me you love me, come back and haunt me

          Fsus2
Oh and I rush to the start

Dm7           A#                   F
Running in circles, chasing our tails

         Fsus2
Coming back as we are


Chorus 2:
A#                         F
  Nobody said it was easy

                   Fsus2
It's such a shame for us to part

A#                       F
Nobody said it was easy

            Fsus2                        C
No one ever said that it would be this hard

C7
I'm going back to the start


Outro:
G  -    C  -    G  -   Fsus2